All right. Mithras, Tarus, and any other race come sit around by the fire. Old Ckay has a horror story to share with you all.
On a fullmoon darksday double fire weather night, a genocidest(I made that one up my self) mass murdering maniac started black marketing Chocobo Whistles in the back alleys of Jeuno. This unspeakable horrible crime lead to the Jeuno Projects to form. At night the Mithra whores and Galka rape gangs roam the stone paths. Elvaan mobsters use and threaten Tarutarus to become their personal thief's and servants. Humes do a bit of what everyone else is doing. It has been said, the chocobo whistle sales man said person was no other than a kc smuggling, back stabbing, player stealing, ip hacking, account sharing, pathological compulsive sociopath liar, plain ruthless, no regard for taru life, and a Mithra cybering nympho. Also known as. Any personnel involved with FFERA besides a player.
From that point on, whenever a glimpse of a chocobo whistle is spotted its shunned down upon. If your caught with a Chocobo Whistle the Jeuno bells will ring violently in the wind. Guards will immediately use warp II and bring you to Aldo's back room. Hidden somewhere people say where Ninjas and Samurais do black market trade. The people who are warped are never heard of or seen from again, only rumors and tales are /tell upon.
The most common rumor is, those poor souls who get teleported are turned into Moogles by dark magic. Moogles who spend the rest of their days slaving inside a house. Making sure gear and loot are in order, rearranging merits, and reminding clueless adventurers how to use a staff instead of a sword. Yes.. its true, its the same moogles we all know and see everyday in our own very moghouse. You all now know the horrible truth of how we obtain all those moogles for every single player on era. Its all because of the fucking chocobo whistles, and the NPC Aldo who secretly uses dark magic to create Moogles.
The god damn chocobo whistles lead to mass slavery and suffering. HOW CAN THIS BE. HOW CAN WE COMPARE A CHOCOBO WHISTLE TO GENOCIDE?? This is how, because its real, its a fact, the very moogle thats inside your moghouse who you stare down its soul every time you open the door. Thats the evidence, thats the crime. Let it be known around nations across Vana'diel that all the Moogles you see are part of a conspiracy set fourth by the great chocobo whistle sales man.
Chapter II Preview: How and why did Aldo start using Dark Magic? Was witnessing his sisters demise to much and drive him into darkness?
Find out on the next episode of Final Fantasy Z
Story aside and a real response. If there was some sort of pay to win scale, chocobo whistle's would be on the way bottom. And no you can't compare a pay to win scale to killing one person and killing a group of people. That's just really silly and completely different circumstances. Anyway.. for example, selling Kc's and setting a players job to lvl 75 instantly for x amount would be super high on the pay to win charts. I believe a lot of players would think selling chocobo whistle's would be super low on the pay to win charts and acceptable. If you do disagree, than ya know I tried. I even went out of my way to make up a really fun story to persuade you.